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gravy_baron

E2

Alsogravy_baron

The chat's TTS donor with absurd questions, two of them five dollars each; one is about cheese, the other gets the girl on the Moon her best answer.

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A quick turnaround of the man behind the handle, drawn the way Teo draws people on Prussian film: cardigan, slippers, the mug, a deadpan face. Nobody has ever seen him: the look is invented from the lore's "for our own reference" line. Placeholder
A quick turnaround of the man behind the handle, drawn the way Teo draws people on Prussian film: cardigan, slippers, the mug, a deadpan face. Nobody has ever seen him: the look is invented from the lore's "for our own reference" line. Placeholdermade as a quick reference, not in any episode yet, free to change. {made 2026-10-23 by lore-placeholders; not in any episode; free to change} edit
His $5 TTS card, "is the moon made of cheese asking for a frend", in the chaos beside the hidden card: the only way he is ever seen. Used
His $5 TTS card, "is the moon made of cheese asking for a frend", in the chaos beside the hidden card: the only way he is ever seen. {E2 29:47} edit

At a glance

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Person
In
E2
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File
characters/gravy-baron.md

Who4 lines

  • On screenPays $5 twice for questions the TTS robot reads aloud. {E2 04:24; 25:56} edit
  • RunningChat colour #C49BFF. {E2 WORLD_BIBLE §5} edit
  • RunningThe TTS donor with absurd questions, misspellings on purpose ("frend"). {E2 WORLD_BIBLE §4-§5} edit
  • IdeaFor our own reference: a man who has watched every stream for the coffee pour and pays to make the robot say things. {lore crew 2026-10-22} edit

By episode8 lines

  • On screen"the pour. every single week the pour" {E2 00:41} edit
  • On screen"the 'Dez.' lmao" {E2 02:57} edit
  • On screen$5: "is the moon made of cheese asking for a frend"; Teo: "Mostly oxygen, actually. About forty percent, locked in rock." {E2 04:24-04:30} edit
  • On screen"astronauts eat 80%?? i eat 140%" {E2 09:41} edit
  • On screen"the mug obviously" to "What's on the table?" {E2 16:54} edit
  • On screen$5 on the call: "ask her if the moon smells like gunpowder"; she: "It does. In the airlock." {E2 25:56-26:11} edit
  • On screenregolith_rob confirms it: "wait that's actually true. apollo crews said spent gunpowder" {E2 26:18} edit
  • On screen"the fans. you can hear the fans" {E2 28:42} edit

Voice1 line

  • On screenLowercase, deadpan; the TTS robot reads his paid lines with his misspellings. {E2 04:24} edit

Ties3 lines

Open1 line

  • OpenWhether he knew she would answer. {lore crew 2026-10-22} edit

Every line on this page is drawn from the lore: 153 sheets and 8,338 lines of Markdown in Aaron's series repo, each with exactly one tier. Change a line there and run lore.py publish, and every page of this course follows (this copy: built 23 October 2026 from 3ab0458).

Sources are in braces: {E2 25:20} is Episode 2 at 25:20, {E4 S17} a scene, {Aaron 2026-10-22} a decision of Aaron's. “edit” opens the line in the series repo, which is private: it works for Aaron and the crews; the sources are everyone's. Everything that isn't steel is free to change.