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touchgrass_on_mars

E2

Alsotouchgrass_on_mars

A cheerful doomer in longhand's chat who loves every way you could die on the Moon, and pays $3 to ask which one comes first.

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A quick turnaround of the person behind the handle as a lifeguard (the lore's idea: never lost anyone, jokes about death to keep it that way), drawn on Teo's Prussian film. Invented: never on screen. Placeholder
A quick turnaround of the person behind the handle as a lifeguard (the lore's idea: never lost anyone, jokes about death to keep it that way), drawn on Teo's Prussian film. Invented: never on screen. Placeholdermade as a quick reference, not in any episode yet, free to change. {made 2026-10-23 by lore-placeholders; not in any episode; free to change} edit
In the chaos beside the hidden card, in capitals: "touchgrass_on_mars: IS SHE OK". Used
In the chaos beside the hidden card, in capitals: "touchgrass_on_mars: IS SHE OK". {E2 29:47} edit

At a glance

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Person
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16
File
characters/touchgrass-on-mars.md

Who3 lines

  • On screenA cheerful doomer: "we're all gonna die and i love this stream". {E2 04:40} edit
  • RunningChat colour #E0E0E0. {E2 WORLD_BIBLE §5} edit
  • IdeaFor our own reference: a lifeguard who has never once lost anyone and jokes about death to stay that way. {lore crew 2026-10-22} edit

By episode8 lines

E2

Earthlight

  • On screen"200x your couch. my couch already hates me" {E2 01:14} edit
  • On screen"we're all gonna die and i love this stream" {E2 04:40} edit
  • On screen"adding 'it gets into every seal' to my list" {E2 06:54} edit
  • On screen"'they just don't wake up' going on my headstone" {E2 13:11} edit
  • On screen$3: "what kills you first on the moon"; Teo: "Honestly? The environment." {E2 14:41; 14:52} edit
  • On screen"this is the best and worst sheet and he didn't even draw it" over the plates. {E2 16:02} edit
  • On screen"NOTHING" then "NOTHING. called it" at the oak table. {E2 16:56; 17:04} edit
  • On screenIn the chaos beside the hidden card, in capitals: "touchgrass_on_mars: IS SHE OK". {E2 29:47} edit

Voice1 line

  • On screenLowercase, delighted, morbid. {E2 04:40; 13:11} edit

Ties3 lines

Open1 line

  • OpenWhether the jokes stop after the call. {lore crew 2026-10-22} edit

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Every line on this page is drawn from the lore: 153 sheets and 8,338 lines of Markdown in Aaron's series repo, each with exactly one tier. Change a line there and run lore.py publish, and every page of this course follows (this copy: built 23 October 2026 from 3ab0458).

Sources are in braces: {E2 25:20} is Episode 2 at 25:20, {E4 S17} a scene, {Aaron 2026-10-22} a decision of Aaron's. “edit” opens the line in the series repo, which is private: it works for Aaron and the crews; the sources are everyone's. Everything that isn't steel is free to change.