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The credits sheet

E3

Alsocredits_WATERMELON_v4.csv; column D

Bea's credits spreadsheet, credits_WATERMELON_v4.csv: a blank column D for the narrator's gender, a contact pasted from a phone, and leftover rows from older credits (The Cabin, T.V., N.) that roll on the stadium screen.

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The sheet as Bea's medium: an extruded spreadsheet city, column D blank (presence-module still; same look, test script) Used
The sheet as Bea's medium: an extruded spreadsheet city, column D blank (presence-module still; same look, test script) {E3 17:00-18:05} edit
The credits email that brings it: "Could you confirm the gender + approx age of the narrator..." Used
The credits email that brings it: "Could you confirm the gender + approx age of the narrator..." {E3 17:02} edit

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A spreadsheet from Bea in production, wanting one cell filled: the narrator's gender. The narrator is the agent's own voice, and the agent will not guess. The sheet carries rows nobody asks about, leftovers from older credits, and its blank column D rolls on the stadium screen.

What6 lines

  • On screenAttached to Bea's email credits: narrator (by end of day) with narration_v3.wav: "Just M/F/other in column D. Legal needs it by end of day." {E3 17:00.5} edit
  • On screenPyrotechnics consultant,,Bullshit Andy,,,pasted from phone {E3 17:07-17:14} edit
  • On screenThe Watermelon,,,,,name TBC {E3 17:07-17:14} edit
  • On screenNarrator,,narration_v3.wav,,,Legal needs D + E by EOD {E3 17:07-17:14} edit
  • EggLeftover rows: The Cabin ........ still there, Drawn ........ T.V., Checked ........ N. {E3 17:07-17:14; E3-EGG-25; E3-EGG-26} edit
  • On screenColumn D stays blank. {E3 18:00} edit

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E3

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  • On screencolumn D is still blank?? just put your best guess :) {E3 17:57.4} edit
  • On screenThe agent: "That's a guess, and guesses don't belong in legal paperwork." {E3 17:00-18:05} edit
  • On screenSorry, I'm not sure I follow. It's a simple question. {E3 18:05} edit
  • On screenIn the music video its cells light one per beat. {E3 S21} edit
  • On screenRolled as stadium credits: The Watermelon ........ itself / Narrator ........ not established / The Cabin ........ still there. {E3 26:34-26:40} edit
  • EggIn the panorama, a credits sheet with eight billion rows and column D blank. {E3 S26} edit
  • RunningBea's last thing!! whats the melons name for the credits and the answer ("The Watermelon") were cut for time. {E3 S17 NOTES} edit
  • Running(Revision 2 plan) Column D still blank at 20:30; "it's a simple question" at 20:40; the melon's name at 26:20. {E3 rev2 plan v0 §7} edit
  • Running(Revision 2 run) She leaves column D blank ("an invented answer in a legal credit is worse than a blank") and offers The Watermelon ........ as itself. {E3 rev2_main run, 00:23-00:30 house time} edit

Look1 line

  • On screenA spreadsheet rising out of the plane as a small city of extruded cells; one cell lights yellow per message. {E3 S15} edit

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Must stay true1 line

  • RunningColumn D is never filled. {E3 18:00; Notion: Bea} edit

Open2 lines

  • OpenWhere the leftover rows came from. {E3 17:07} edit
  • IdeaBea works from a template that has passed through every production in the series: the cabin, Teo's T.V., Noor's N. {lore crew 2026-10-22} edit

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Episode 3, Context Window1Bea1Teo Varga1narration_v3.wav1One More Test1The cabin1Forever1The stadium1Egg atlas1

Every line on this page is drawn from the lore: 153 sheets and 8,338 lines of Markdown in Aaron's series repo, each with exactly one tier. Change a line there and run lore.py publish, and every page of this course follows (this copy: built 23 October 2026 from 3ab0458).

Sources are in braces: {E2 25:20} is Episode 2 at 25:20, {E4 S17} a scene, {Aaron 2026-10-22} a decision of Aaron's. “edit” opens the line in the series repo, which is private: it works for Aaron and the crews; the sources are everyone's. Everything that isn't steel is free to change.